do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

(Source: unfierce)

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best-of-funny:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity

X

44,034 notes

seblaine:

time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet

90,806 notes

stawp-that:

 

graduation 

finals

life

(Source: unalike)

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impala-black:

lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:


THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

WTF

impala-black:

lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:

THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

WTF

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  • mom: are you on drugs?
  • me: 私は今の薬です

86,198 notes

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

38,502 notes

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

96,515 notes

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

(Source: gaksdesigns)

123,350 notes

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

(Source: basedgosh)

32,680 notes

best-of-funny:

cokeflow:

becoming famous for no reason is my dream

X

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